bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)


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citymod:

anne hathaway during a casual beach day

citymod:

anne hathaway during a casual beach day

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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gold-dealer:

me & my grades

gold-dealer:

me & my grades

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sh1re:

happy easter

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

image

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via my-own-broken-crown)


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

image


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via tyleroakley)


bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(via 50-shades-of-fey)


trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via pizza)