ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via beyoncebeytwice)


gold-dealer:

me & my grades

gold-dealer:

me & my grades

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sh1re:

happy easter

(via ohmystonefield)


donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

image

(via heyfunniest)


hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(via pizza)


completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via my-own-broken-crown)


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

image


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

image


“She’s doing really well for a woman”

image

(via beyoncebeytwice)


godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via tyleroakley)


bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(via 50-shades-of-fey)


trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via pizza)



Sometimes I wanna walk in your shoes,
Do the type of things that I yabadabadoo
Beyoncé, “Jealous” (via tupacabra)

(via jennlferlawrence)


jessicachastains:

"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]

(via emsessed)


scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
image

(via pizza)


asap-rock-lee:

yeezitaughtmewell:

asap-rock-lee:

codeinewarrior:

gookgod:

i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website  

amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise casserole i sent you?

hey do you brahs wanna go to my house later and drink some monster energy drinks and look at my DC shoe collection

Thats so fucking rude

so was slavery

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