verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via pizza)


zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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preludetowind:

"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki

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mintydroid:

oitnb season 3 requirements

  • for poussey to never be sad ever.

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bekah-michelle:

I love Jane Lynch

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meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

(via driving-mr-raven)


heyfishie:

Oh my god

heyfishie:

Oh my god

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dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

image

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angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

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parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not

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